Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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