That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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