He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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