Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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