If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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