I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dear god my vagina.
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