If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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