...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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