return my video game
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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