I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
