question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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