it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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