Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
