thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The feeling are messing with the penis
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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