you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I love you.
Bad choice
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