you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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