it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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