Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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Do I have a choice?
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
