Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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