I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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