If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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