Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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