Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
