and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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