Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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