There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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