She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Someone shit on the floor
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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