She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
