white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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