We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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