Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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