We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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