Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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