And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
