Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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