I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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