So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
