What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You can make out without kissing
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