just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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