i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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