I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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