I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Randomize
