he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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