When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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