Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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