She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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