Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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