help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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