have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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