I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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