Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
so much tequila, so little girl.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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