Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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