I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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