are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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