One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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