in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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