i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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