Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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