Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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