Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just found puke in my bra..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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